Queen Klutz
61This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I've broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached. I've had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck. If I couldn't write about this stuff being funny, I'd be in a rubber room.
Available as e-book and softcover.
My Blog - Enter the Laughter
- Confusing Family Tree
I found this old file on my computer – have no idea where it came from but I thought it was funny to share today. Happy Mother’s Day everyone! Many many years ago When I was twenty three, I got married to a widow Who was pretty as could be. This widow had a daughter [...] - 2 weeks ago
- Stepping into the Wayback Machine
Hello dear readers! Things have been quite hectic around here and my mind is filled with many things, but not a one of them is a good blog post idea, so I am giving you an “encore performance” (sounds so much nicer than “re-run” huh?) This story is from many years ago (2006) but it [...] - 5 weeks ago
- Daylight Savings Cometh
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth, and it was good. (Not great, because the Internet hadn’t been invented yet ). Then came beasts and mankind and one begot another and another (hopefully not with each other). The earth became populated, mankind made many advancements, and the Mayans told us this will [...] - 2 months ago
Reviews of Queen Klutz
- Windsor Media Blogs
"Marti Lawrences book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! This womans sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin." ~Yvonne DiVita President, Windsor Media Enterprises
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Grins....cool! 2,000 dollar french fry....that has to be some story!
12/7/2011
Hello, Dear Marti, GREAT read. LOVED your presentation. And I am not shocked at you being a published author for you are a natural-talent who does not have to labor for stories as I do. I voted up and away on this one. And I offer you my sincere apologies for not visiting as much as I should. I have been tied up with projects that I need to get done before my health worsens. But I DO VALUE you as a follower and friend. Always know that. Merry Christmas and a Peace-filled New Year!
crystal_booth 5 years ago
Hi Marti! Great page here. It's nice to see a familiar face from Squidoo.