Queen Klutz
61This is a collection of essays about my misadventures. I write humorously about bad luck, being a klutz, cars that hate me, life, love and family. I've broken both ankles twice, amputated my right index finger and had it reattached. I've had the transmission fall out of a Dodge van while driving down the interstate. My teenage son wrecked my car, resulting in an E-Bay auction for the $2,000 French Fry, which caused the wreck. If I couldn't write about this stuff being funny, I'd be in a rubber room.
Available as e-book and softcover.
My Blog - Enter the Laughter
- I am the Ostrich
“I Am the Walrus” is a 1967 song by the Beatles. You youngens can Google that, or better yet, ask your parents and watch their faces go through the stages of: Horror that you don’t know who the Beatles are Nostalgic as they remember their youth filtered through the gauze of time Resignation that they [...] - 2 weeks ago
- Goodbye 2011
This has been a year of ups and downs. I hope all of you have a wonderful end-of-the year, and wish you much joy and laughter in 2012! - 6 weeks ago
- Happy Thanksgiving
- 2 months ago
Reviews of Queen Klutz
- Windsor Media Blogs
"Marti Lawrences book, Queen Klutz, is a laugh riot! This womans sense of humor gives me a lift on a daily basis. I know I can hop over to her blog and leave with a grin." ~Yvonne DiVita President, Windsor Media Enterprises
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Grins....cool! 2,000 dollar french fry....that has to be some story!
12/7/2011
Hello, Dear Marti, GREAT read. LOVED your presentation. And I am not shocked at you being a published author for you are a natural-talent who does not have to labor for stories as I do. I voted up and away on this one. And I offer you my sincere apologies for not visiting as much as I should. I have been tied up with projects that I need to get done before my health worsens. But I DO VALUE you as a follower and friend. Always know that. Merry Christmas and a Peace-filled New Year!
crystal_booth 4 years ago
Hi Marti! Great page here. It's nice to see a familiar face from Squidoo.